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June 9, 2011 at 2:39pm
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by adamhorovitz
Sponge Bob Busted !
so i’m on the F train the other day and this fkn guy bumps into me
and tries to run the broken watch scam on me. you know what i mean…
he shows me some bullshitty watch on his wrist and he’s like…
"yo. you broke my fuckin’ watch! you owe me 500 dollars."
he started getting real close and all in my personal space.
before i could react to what he was saying i was like
"oh shit! i know this dude. wait.. wait.. uuhhh…"
then the train kinda stopped quick and he fell back against the doors and i was like
"fuck you Sponge Bob". he kinda shrugged it off and walked to the next car.
and i’m all , man that was odd. nobody else seemed to notice. anyways,
when i got off at my stop (47th+6th) 
i saw some kind of scuffle and then a crowd grew.
i guess Sponge Bob tried to steal somebody’s blackberry or something
and got busted by an undercover cop. i waited at the top of the stairs for him cause i thought you guys would like the picture of the Sponge Bob perp walk.
you’re welcome.
adam

Sponge Bob Busted !

so i’m on the F train the other day and this fkn guy bumps into me

and tries to run the broken watch scam on me. you know what i mean…

he shows me some bullshitty watch on his wrist and he’s like…

"yo. you broke my fuckin’ watch! you owe me 500 dollars."

he started getting real close and all in my personal space.

before i could react to what he was saying i was like

"oh shit! i know this dude. wait.. wait.. uuhhh…"

then the train kinda stopped quick and he fell back against the doors and i was like

"fuck you Sponge Bob". he kinda shrugged it off and walked to the next car.

and i’m all , man that was odd. nobody else seemed to notice. anyways,

when i got off at my stop (47th+6th) 

i saw some kind of scuffle and then a crowd grew.

i guess Sponge Bob tried to steal somebody’s blackberry or something

and got busted by an undercover cop. i waited at the top of the stairs for him cause i thought you guys would like the picture of the Sponge Bob perp walk.

you’re welcome.

adam

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